Actually, there will be no sex anywhere for T-Pizzle.
His wife-to-be, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, has imposed a "no-sex" policy on her fiancé Tony Parker until the couple get married in July, according to New Zealand's STUFF.co.nz.
No sex?!?! SAY WHAT?
The TV hottie told Jimmy Kimmel that she and the Spurs star agreed to refrain from knocking the boots in order to help him focus on the playoffs and his team win a championship.
Well, if it's for the good of the team ...
Come to think of it, Tony Parker's lack of getting some sure explains what he did to Steve Nash's nose (left).
As for Eva, she's been busy chillin' with A.C. Slater (aka Mario Lopez). The two were seen at the mega-bout between Oscar De La Hoya and Floyd Mayweather Jr. in
No need to worry Tony, if this turns out to be anything like a Saved by the
(He gets Jessie, the one hooked on drugs, er, caffeine pills.)
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By: ms.d it my birthday on 5/10/2007 10:32AM
i think that is terrific. that way when they do get married it will be great sex.
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By: ldejes9@aol.com on 5/10/2007 8:29PM
who cares!
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By: Sunshine Superstar on 5/10/2007 10:53AM
Whatever....... Is Eva sustainy to a life of temporary purety suppose to make her a saint???? Please
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By: lauren on 5/10/2007 1:24PM
I'm a woman, but this woman takes the cake! She has emasculated and humiliated him over and over again and now I'm not really sympathetic to him as I used to be. She has manipulated and ran major game on him to get the ring and once she gets that marriage license, his life will be a living hell and this I am sure of. She runs his life like he is a a lap poodle and where exactly are his family and friends with all of this? People need to remember one thing; for every pretty woman and handsome guy, there is another man or woman out there that is glad they got rid of them and I have a feeling none of her ex's are unhappy that she is Tony Parker's problem now! This kid is making a big mistake by marrying this nut case and once the euphoria wears off and he sees the real Eva, he'll probably have kids and tied to this psycho for the rest of his life. Does Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger come to mind???
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By: KK on 5/10/2007 4:35PM
SMH....what a damn dummy,cant he se that bitch is no good for him.She will never be completely faithful to him.
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By: Bob Burnett on 5/10/2007 8:17PM
My man Tony, Eva has said that there will be no sex between you two, but she never said that there would be no sex for her and somebody else, say maybe Mario. Wake up Tony, she may be double dribbling on you while you're on the bench waiting to get in the game.
Bob Burnett
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By: JUSLOVLY on 5/11/2007 12:16AM
C-MON TONY WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
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By: Cee Cee on 5/11/2007 5:00AM
I think it's a good thing,women need to know how to respect their bodys and let the man love them and know them as a person as well. Because when the sex gets old whether good or bad,at the end of the day,you have to like that person as well as enjoy their company...
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By: Bri Bri on 5/15/2007 3:15PM
Look I don't know who is cheating in that relationship but I do know there are ALOT of other beautiful women out there for him and she is not that cute in person. So I hope before he thinks seriously about what he is doing.Don't get me wrong she is pretty but she's just on his level at all. Not only that she spends WAY TOO much time with MARIO LOPEZ. Wise up Tony, Wise up.
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By: Hot4Hamilton32 on 5/15/2007 4:43PM
I'm not a fan of Tony or Eva...It seems to me that Eva is manipulating and untrustworthy. Tony's got game on the court but does he have enough game to keep Eva out of the arms of other men? I give this marriage three years maybe four, which would be how many more years Tony will be a star point gaurd.
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