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Michael Vick Tests Positive for ... Take a Guess ... Marijuana

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Michael VickAt this point Michael Vick should seriously consider writing a book, "How to Derail and Ultimately Blow Up a Once Lucrative NFL Career."

ESPN's Kelly Naqi is reporting the QB (Can you still call him that?) tested positive for marijuana earlier this month.

A urine sample submitted by Michael Vick has tested positive for marijuana, and as a result he'll have tighter restrictions on his freedom.

The test was taken on Sept. 13. Because of the positive test, federal court probation officer Patricia Locket-Ross, who is assigned to Vick, asked Judge Henry Hudson to place special conditions on Vick's release, which include refraining from use or unlawful possession of a narcotic drug or other controlled substance.


I know you're shocked to learn Michael Vick smokes weed. You're wondering what will I reveal next: The sun will come out tomorrow? The sky is blue? The world is round?

(Sherri Shepherd actually might be shocked to hear about that last revelation. Yes, Sherri, the world isn't flat.)

Anyway, I'm pretty sure testing positive for marijuana ... a banned substance in the NFL ... while currently serving a suspension (indefinitely) ... is not the best way to get back into NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's good graces. Personally, I would've floated the commish one of those shiny new iPods instead. But to each his own.

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