DeShawn Stevenson Hearts Lindsay Lohan ... and the White Stuff?

Lindsay Lohan is a wanted girl.

For a part in a movie?

Oh let's not be silly now, that whole "I have a job in Hollywood" ship sailed away faster than you can say fire-crotch or coke fiend.

No, Wizards guard DeShawn Stevenson desperately wants LiLo. He wants her so much he's offering $10,000 to whoever can hook him up with her. Young, Black and Fabulous found the following message posted on Stevenson's MySpace page (Like, OMG he like totally uses MySpace!):

I Got A Couple Ppl On The Lindsay LoHan Deal................... But Im Giving Somebody 10 Stacks If They Hook That Sh*t Up................. 4 U Slow Ppl 10 Thousand Dollars 2 The First Muthaf*cker Get Me The Contact 4 Her!!!!!!! Before My Ppl Get The Number They Moving 2 Slow 4 Me So Holla At Yo Boy If U Need That 10,000 Grand!!!!!!!!! U Kno I Need That White Girl Lindsay Lohan............. First N*gga Or Female Get Me That Sh*t I Wire That Money Str8 2 Ur Account Hit Me On Email If U Got The Real Sh*t!!!!!!! TwoFamily@mac.com..................... Yadddddaaaaa Boy

A couple of things concerning the above post:

(1) Stevenson just put up some hefty cash to get a crack at some Lohan booty.

This begs the question ... why? I mean, really? The just-out-of-rehab-probably-checking-back-in-soon-so-out-of-work-career-in-the-toilet-coke-whore-look really does it for you, DeShawn? Really?

AND

(2) The NBA baller is using MySpace to score some cocaine, or "Lindsay Lohan" as the kids call it these days.

Now this truly begs the question ... he seriously can't be that stupid, no?

Putting feelers out for cocaine ... on the internet ... when you have a $15 million NBA contract ... and coke to my knowledge is still an illegal substance ... yeah, no one can be that dumb.

But then again, DeShawn did post this lovely pick on his MySpace page too:

DeShawn Stevenson