Ladies and gents, that man heating your maracas to the right is Choo-Choo, otherwise known as Redskins running back Clinton Portis.
D.C. Sports Bog's Dan Steinberg reports Portis showed up at a recent practice dressed as a dance instructor prepared to teach players how to work it, twerk it, flip it and reverse it.
Choo-Choo gets points for his urban Mexican-Asian figure skater/'Dancing With the Stars' reject look, but we've seen better. The running back has shown up to many press conferences before in costume and character, including those of Dolamite Jenkins, Sheriff Gonna Getcha, Coach Janky Spanky, and my personal favorite, Southeast Jerome. (View all of Clinton Portis' split personalities here.)
Oh and just in case you're wondering who styled his hair, that was "done by Paris Hilton's person." Although not confirmed, it's suspected Nicole Richie taught him how to squeeze into that sexy number by vomiting.
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By: Motorcycle Boots on 3/02/2008 10:35AM
I can not decide if Portis is a great man or just a bit weird
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By: Aja on 11/09/2007 8:50PM
That has to be the worst looking wig I ever saw. Someone need to tell him they make lacefronts now, and they even come with baby hair.
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By: NottaFan on 11/10/2007 5:21PM
"...his urban Mexican-Asian figure skater/'Dancing With the Stars' reject look..."
That's certainly a lot of different groups of people that could be offended by his dressing up. What's the point of this? Does he really need the attention that badly?
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By: LP on 11/10/2007 5:41PM
Man That Dude Is "Almost" As Wild As Dennis Rodman!
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By: Ms Hakim on 11/13/2007 2:19PM
Shoooot! He could wear nothing at all as far as I'm concerned. He's Delicious.
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By: dman on 11/14/2007 10:52PM
I'm a Redskins fan, been for a long time now..Dude needs to get his mind on football and leave the cross dressing alone
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By: SANDY - on 11/19/2007 10:47PM
ok #26 what's going on in your head? I am a Cowboys fan, but that look is aight....keep it real!!!!
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By: Redskin Reggie on 11/20/2007 12:32AM
If Clinton Portis put as much effort into his game as he does all those ridiculous outfits, the Redskins would be at the top of their division. Portis is as much a distraction as Chad Johnson is to the Bengals. Until Portis is able to help carry the Redskins to victory after victory, he needs to save the costumes for the kindergarteners.
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By: Peaches on 11/30/2007 7:29PM
Is it a crime to have a personality, lighten up people. I always thought that Chad and Clinton were hilarious (and sexy), they're just bring something else to the table.
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By: CrowCaws on 12/14/2007 2:15PM
OK Someone anyome tell me why Clinton Portis left Denver? Alright, thats off the subject, but after the spankins the Broncos are getting,(31, 13 by the Texans) Broncos need Portis or any of his characters to show up in the Mile High.
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