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No, try crossing your legs and saying a big N-O to sex. It worked for Kenyan Martin Lel, who won the New York City Marathon last weekend. From Page Six, success is best achieved when the girlfriend's goodies stay in the jar:
The secret to the marathon victory of Kenyan Martin Lel on Sunday was chastity - and pasta, sources say. Lel's Italian trainer kept the runner away from his girlfriend for two weeks prior to the race and had him carbo-loading at Serafina Broadway, where he devoured the same dish, spaghetti bolognese, for lunch and dinner four days straight.
Who knew the secret to winning is as simple as becoming a carbohydrate-obsessed nun? (Somewhere the Catholic Church is going, "See, we told you so!")
Now that I think about it, it's probably been years since the New England Patriots last got some. They must be boiling over with pent-up sexual frustration, which would explain why the Patriots are full-out assaulting opposing teams.
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By: Tiscar Ton M'i on 11/10/2007 5:31PM
Congrats, Martin Lel!
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By: MT on 11/10/2007 6:22PM
Good Going, Martin Lel! It's Unfortunate That We Live In A Society Which Believes That Two Weeks Without Sex Is "Bizarre"!
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By: Belinda on 11/11/2007 8:12AM
I agree with the #1 post. This country is so sexually charged that to think that going without sex for two weeks is unimaginable.
I suppose with every video and show having the members engaging in illicit sex acts, people would think that to not do it is indeed strange.
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By: Numinous Owl on 11/11/2007 12:52PM
Way to go Martin. Seems you were not asleep in biology class. Save the critical protiens for the big race. Excellent thinking.
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By: Rev. Alexander on 11/11/2007 4:02PM
God bless you, Mr. Lel! We are very proud of your commitment and dedication to your sport. May you have many more marathon wins. You are definitely a role model for our kids.
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By: Tangi on 11/11/2007 6:41PM
Congratulations Mr. Lel!!
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By: PastorSinalot on 11/12/2007 1:44PM
good job, i need to do that lol
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By: Keisha on 11/11/2007 8:09PM
What a wonderful story.
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By: chocolate thunder on 11/11/2007 8:17PM
I took real good care of his girlfriend while he was training . So everybody is happy .... especially her .
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By: max on 11/12/2007 5:22AM
number 8 that ain't what the girl-friend is sayin'
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