And we thought that the life of Tiger Woods was all about clubs, balls and holes. Wait, maybe it is. Sorry, bad joke, but perhaps you can read between the lines. Speaking of between the lines, we are starting to see a version of Tiger that none of us knew existed, and it's getting to the point that we might as well find a way to laugh about it all.
So, here's the list of Tiger Woods' women, with a couple of thoughts about each one.
1. Rachel Uchitel – This was the original jump-off, or shall we say, tee off. Most of us didn't believe the rumors, and many of us even believed the silly report that Tiger's wife had "heroically saved him" by pulling his 185-pound body out of the back of a truck, even though he was all the way in the driver's seat. Alrighty then.
2. Jaimee Grubbs – Being random woman No. 2, Jaimee apparently arrived too late to get the alleged payoff received by Rachel. Jaimee's voice mails and text messages began to reveal a new Tiger Woods, making us wonder if she should have been paid off first. Note to self: Don't put anything in a text message that you don't want other people to read. Shaquille O'Neal should have learned that lesson.
3. Kalika Moquin – As a marketing director, Kalika is one of the few women on Tiger's list who has a job that requires you to graduate from college. Regardless of their education levels, though, it appears that all of these women have some serious skills.
4. Mindy Lawton – Yes, Mindy was a waitress. Perhaps Tiger was really hungry that day.
5. Cori Rist – Cori is apparently a catalog model. By the time we got to number five, we all realized that Tiger Woods isn't exactly a model citizen.
6. Jamie Jungers – Jamie is the woman who said, "Tiger deserves everything he gets" and "The sex was amazing, just crazy. It got better the more we saw each other. He was amazing in bed." Whoa, Tiger, at least your women are giving you props for your performance. The Nike slogan may have been perfect: "Just do it." Even more disturbing is that Jamie says she met Tiger just eight months after he was married in 2005. Wow!
7. Holly Sampson – In comes the porn star. Damn, Tiger. Now I'm getting worried. Even more interesting is Holly's description of Tiger as "the whitest black guy" she's ever met. Well, according to Jamie's description of Tiger's sexual performance, he does carry a few stereotypes up his sleeve. Perhaps soon he'll be doing commercials for Viagra.
8. Joslyn James – The mistress who was jealous of the other mistresses. Are you kidding me? Is there any honor among jump-offs?
9. Ms. Anonymous - There is a 26-year-old waitress being represented by attorney Michael O'Quinn. She is the only one smart enough to keep her face out of the public eye. Good for you, Ms. Anonymous, but I am sure you hired that lawyer so you could get paid like everyone else. Truly anonymous women in Tiger's life have not gone public at all.
10. There are two more women out there that no one knows much about. One is allegedly a British television personality who wants to remain anonymous, and another is a woman who has been described as a "sex-addicted cougar." Should the word "cougar" be changed to "Tiger"? I have no idea.
Dr. Boyce Watkins is the founder of the Your Black World Coalition. To have Dr. Boyce's commentary delivered to your e-mail, please click here.

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By: inhisimage on 12/10/2009 3:18PM
Please.... let him have worn a condom.
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By: Cassandra on 12/12/2009 3:45PM
Hmm, good point! That is one topic I have not even considered yet! I hope not. He has made a fool of himself and an even bigger fool of his wife and kids. Sadly,I honestly wonder just how many of these women even had a bit of decency to remind his ass that he has a family and wife at home and reject his sex crazed butt. If more women respected each other and the relationships of married men, these cheating guys wouldn't have a chance!
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By: JM on 12/12/2009 4:14PM
Thank GOD that Tiger has taken the stance that he has on his Blackness or lack thereof. I guess that you have to be Multi or Bi-Racial to fully understand his feelings. By calculating the amount of blood running through his veins he should be called the 1st "Asian" champion of the world. Most Black Americans still strongly subscribe to the Jim Crow rules e.g. "The 1 drop-rule," as many still live with the "Slave Mentality." Most don’t realize that in Thailand there are tens of thousands of Tiger Woods look a likes. They have the same lips, nose and skin color. They expect him to forget or ignore his mothers “RACE” let alone the fact that his father was also mixed race. Do you get the picture?
Next let’s talk about the “HAIR.” Tiger does not have Nappy hair. Hair is another strong factor in the racial determination of ethnicity. Are his children going to be considered “Black” also? (Not) Has anyone seen pictures of them? Not one single feature about them even remotely resembles AFRICA!!! And their hair, Black people would “KILL” to have their HAIR!!! So called “BLACKS” spend Billions annually to chemically transform to look like who? Certainly not those African’s that the BLACKs pretend to be so proud of! What a Joke! Every race in the world the father, mother and the kids, both boys and girls, all have hair that looks similar to one another. Then when you look at a Black family the father and son have hair that looks alike but the mother and daughter use chemicals and hot irons to alter their natural state before they can even feel good about themselves. What a shameful JOKE!!!
Thank GOD again that GOD gave Tiger the talent to reach the greatness that he has so that when he speaks about his multi-racialism, it finally matters. Poorer and less great groups and individuals have been talking about this forever to little avail. Now that he proclaimed it, it has become a major focus.
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By: inhisimage on 12/14/2009 9:27PM
JM,
That is superficial and irrelevant. It might mean something if AIDS, HIV, Herpes, or any other STD discriminated....but they do not.
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By: howest2008 on 12/23/2009 2:06AM
Well Tiger if you dance to the music you got to pay to the piper.....Ask Your Mother.
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By: j, Az on 12/10/2009 9:00PM
Tiger sounds like he may be addicted..to crack..poor dude..hope he covered it up.
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By: jack kowalski on 12/11/2009 2:23PM
By the time this list is finished, there will be more names on it than Schindler's.
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By: mike on 12/14/2009 8:09AM
Dr. Boyce praises Tiger for his efforts. He is every black mans inspiration and what not. HA HA HA.
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By: David on 12/14/2009 8:40PM
@ JM. Multi or Bi-Racial is a bunch of bullsh*t. Tiger Woods like all of those who consider themselves Multi or Bi-Racial become 100% black when it's something negative. That's why black people were pissed with Tiger calling himself cablinasian. now he might as well be blacker then OJ Simpson or Michael Vick now. As far as I'm concern he can call himself anything but he and other so called Multi or Bi-Racial types shouldn't get black when something negative happens to you and you think it might help you.
This is not some third world country this is America with all of it's racist baggage attached. You're kidding yourself it you think you can just snap your finger and 100s of years of racism and jim crow will just disappear. JM you're living in a color blind dream world.
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By: que on 12/15/2009 8:18PM
Kanye West and Tiger woods in the same boat they both abused white women now the press turned on them.Reggie bush you next remember your woman pops hid the knife for O J.Amy crackhouse,lindsey lohan,britney,Susan Rice,Hally,Gloria and Emilio Estefan, the crack smoking swimmer,the party crashers VP:Shooter Chaney,even Obama
who put 10million brothers out of work all got bad press for acting hip hop or urban or black or thug and
the all bounced back so will mr west and mr woods
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