Tiger Woods' Women List: It Just Seems to Keep Growing

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Tiger Woods Women List

And we thought that the life of Tiger Woods was all about clubs, balls and holes. Wait, maybe it is. Sorry, bad joke, but perhaps you can read between the lines. Speaking of between the lines, we are starting to see a version of Tiger that none of us knew existed, and it's getting to the point that we might as well find a way to laugh about it all.

So, here's the list of Tiger Woods' women, with a couple of thoughts about each one.

1. Rachel Uchitel – This was the original jump-off, or shall we say, tee off. Most of us didn't believe the rumors, and many of us even believed the silly report that Tiger's wife had "heroically saved him" by pulling his 185-pound body out of the back of a truck, even though he was all the way in the driver's seat. Alrighty then.

2. Jaimee Grubbs – Being random woman No. 2, Jaimee apparently arrived too late to get the alleged payoff received by Rachel. Jaimee's voice mails and text messages began to reveal a new Tiger Woods, making us wonder if she should have been paid off first. Note to self: Don't put anything in a text message that you don't want other people to read. Shaquille O'Neal should have learned that lesson.

3. Kalika Moquin – As a marketing director, Kalika is one of the few women on Tiger's list who has a job that requires you to graduate from college. Regardless of their education levels, though, it appears that all of these women have some serious skills.

4. Mindy Lawton – Yes, Mindy was a waitress. Perhaps Tiger was really hungry that day.

5. Cori Rist – Cori is apparently a catalog model. By the time we got to number five, we all realized that Tiger Woods isn't exactly a model citizen.

6. Jamie Jungers – Jamie is the woman who said, "Tiger deserves everything he gets" and "The sex was amazing, just crazy. It got better the more we saw each other. He was amazing in bed." Whoa, Tiger, at least your women are giving you props for your performance. The Nike slogan may have been perfect: "Just do it." Even more disturbing is that Jamie says she met Tiger just eight months after he was married in 2005. Wow!

7. Holly Sampson – In comes the porn star. Damn, Tiger. Now I'm getting worried. Even more interesting is Holly's description of Tiger as "the whitest black guy" she's ever met. Well, according to Jamie's description of Tiger's sexual performance, he does carry a few stereotypes up his sleeve. Perhaps soon he'll be doing commercials for Viagra.

8. Joslyn James – The mistress who was jealous of the other mistresses. Are you kidding me? Is there any honor among jump-offs?

9. Ms. Anonymous - There is a 26-year-old waitress being represented by attorney Michael O'Quinn. She is the only one smart enough to keep her face out of the public eye. Good for you, Ms. Anonymous, but I am sure you hired that lawyer so you could get paid like everyone else. Truly anonymous women in Tiger's life have not gone public at all.

10. There are two more women out there that no one knows much about. One is allegedly a British television personality who wants to remain anonymous, and another is a woman who has been described as a "sex-addicted cougar." Should the word "cougar" be changed to "Tiger"? I have no idea.

Dr. Boyce Watkins is the founder of the Your Black World Coalition. To have Dr. Boyce's commentary delivered to your e-mail, please click here.

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