Besides defensive skills, Ron Artest doesn't have much in common with attention whore Dennis Rodman-wedding dresses, platinum hair and pierced body parts aren't his thing. That is until now.
Ron Ron recently had the word defense shaved in to his newly platinum/gold dyed hair (the letters are dyed purple for team spirit).

In his quest to make sure his Jewish, Indian and Japanese fans understand the word, the word is written in Japanese, Hebrew and Hindi in three different places on his head. The word, however, is not written in English.

This poses a particular problem for his teammates coming off of a three-game losing streak. Will they be able to translate his head quick enough while they're on the court?

Even Ron Ron was a bit unsure of whether the translation was absolutely correct, but he made sure to spellcheck via the twitter universe, asking: "How do you write defense in Hebrew and India?"

Not sure why he chose these three languages for his next game-maybe these are his most supportive fans? Will he choose other languages for his subsequent games? Pig Latin? "Efenseday"! Ebonics? "Play some D Mother*&^%!" Valley Girl? "Like, Defense!"