Lawrence Taylor Now Claims, 'I Had Sex With Myself!'

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Former gridiron great Lawrence Taylor has been in quite a pickle since police caught him with an underage minor in a hotel room nearly two weeks ago. The lecherous ex-linebacker stands accused of raping a 16-year-old prostitute, which is a felony and punishable by up to five years if convicted. Sources from Taylor's camp have now spilled some interesting beans. There is talk that the MVP winner will use masturbation as his defense in the rape case.




Taylor's team of legal eagles will supposedly argue that Taylor did not have sexual relations with the youngster, although he was in the same hotel room. He merely "engaged in a masturbatory act." 'Nough said.

In the criminal complaint against the alleged pimp, investigators claim that Taylor engaged in "sex acts" but nowhere is there mention of the words "sexual intercourse," which would then make the case a third-degree rape case.

Reportedly, a condom was also found in the hotel room, where Taylor and the girl allegedly rendezvoused. Taylor's lawyers will stick to their guns and vehemently deny that the condom belonged to their client.

DNA anyone?

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